Thank you spam…
It was a matter of moral courage and fortiude that I did not turn on the computer over the Christmas break but devoted myself instead to family matters. It was a good idea at the time and in years to came may well prove beneficial. For the moment all it means is that the boys are fed, the cards are displayed (hey loookit everyone, I have friends ) and the underwear is out of the drier. I was so smug.
Than I turned on the computer and realised that I also have have insider knowledge on the price of shares and leads on where to buy my viagra.
WHO IS SENDING THIS SPAM????
Someone in the ether is out to inform me….